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I've had quite enough of these many "clever" and frankly rather condescending remarks and emails regarding my campaign to make the world aware that we ARE under attack from Undead Blood Sucking Orchids from Outer Space. Here is the proof. Indeed, for the first time, defined in a visual format: the attack of the U.B.S.O. from O.S. Witness the seductive white trail of death rising out of the core of this predator orchid. A human victim pauses for just a moment, captivated by the pleasing riot of colors and the innocent appearance of this perilous pansy, this murderous merigold, this raging, rumbling rose. "Oh," he says to himself. "An orchid. I wonder what it smells like?" As he leans forward to sniff, the ferocious floral emits a trail of what we call "scent" and what the orchid soldiers call "White Fangs." Have you been fanged? Symptoms include an inexplicable desire to spend hours staring into a computer screen, a certain listlessness regarding all things that don't flickr, and a preoccupation with photography. If this describes you, let me to urge you to check your homes, examine your vehicles and peer CAREFULLY under your bed. You may be getting fanged by an U.B.S.O. from O.S. You have been warned. Chuckle and/or snort at your peril.

By: magic_fella (www.crapithinkabout.com) Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Taken: February 2, 2009
Uploaded: March 3, 2009

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